- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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