- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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