- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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