- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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