A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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willie revilame

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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