- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Muslim athletes.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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