a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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