" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Womens rights !

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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The Christian Bible.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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