what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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