What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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bryden is a faggot

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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WEED!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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jcjdj

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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