Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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