You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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