A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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I am a nigger.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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