- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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