- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Because she has down's syndrome

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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