This is the concept of anti-joke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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