Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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