Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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