out of your comfort zone

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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my mind's eye?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Dylan is gay

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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