- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what happens every day? People die

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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