Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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