Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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9/11

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balls

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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