Basically copying you.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

woman's rights

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

The jets are a good team..

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Hitler

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

I am a women

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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