What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pinus Testicles

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A horse walks into a barn.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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