Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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No.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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No.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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And more;

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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out of your comfort zone

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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AIDS

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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