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Fat people

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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