- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What black and has children A black man

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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