- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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