- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How old are you? 20

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

whats good about poland... fukk all

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

A man makes a sandwich.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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