You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

HURT

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A Sloth runs...

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

leon harney ya pikey

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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