- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

I had sex with my mother in law

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

meh

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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