- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

bees knees

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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