- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

That's what SHE said!

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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