whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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