- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

you lose.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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