What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Charlotte Bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Once upon a time, The end.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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