- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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