Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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