How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why didn't he finish his

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