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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

So, same time tomorrow then?

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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