- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

shut up iggy

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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