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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Your mama's so fat.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Women's rights.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Chicken

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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