I pooped.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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