A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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