- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Guess what? Holocaust

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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