- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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