Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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