- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

whats 2+2? 4

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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fack me!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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