what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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