- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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