Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

mc hammers income.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

So. The gays. ...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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