(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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