you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Romney 2012

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

So a black man hails a taxi...

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Women's rights.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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